Watch for Alan when it's your turn to bowl

Last night turned out to be alot of fun, despite my preconceived notions of tragedy. I went with Alan to Aloma Bowl to meet up with all of Whole Foods for free food and bowling. Alan (Sr.) came with Mindy and we bowled two games. I am proud to say I beat Alan (Lee) both times. *in a Napoleon like way* Yes! After the parents left and I was introduced to Ron and Wade, Chris, Selena, and Levi showed up. We gorged on free pizza and played some crazy games. There's a sensor that tells you how fast you throw the ball, so the guys had a contest. Chris got up to 31 MPH. Fuckin crazy. No one makes me bleed my own blood.After we left, I drove Alan's car back home so he could go with Chris and get beer. We met up at the house and drank a little bit before everyone headed back home. And to complete my evening, I got some great sex, which Alan can't remember the orgasm of. That, my dear, is why I don't drink a lot. I enjoy remembering particular moments like those.

I attempted to take Frank to the dog park earlier, but the rainstorm kept us from staying more than five minutes. No other dog(owners)s were to be seen, so I can't be held responsible for what Frank left on the grass...

I was supposed to meet up with Neil, but I couldn't get ahold of him. Hm.
Kate is in town, but preoccupied with packing up her apartment, the last remains of her life here.

P.S. Porn makes my stomach turn.